How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
What do you do for fun when you’re on a break? Nikolaj and I tried to do a dance number walking down the steps of the Court. - Peter Dinklage (x)
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
i fucking did it